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Barack Obama Has the Duke University Complex04/17/08Barack Obama Has the Duke University Complex
Everybody knows Obama is a great speaker. The things I have heard him say are some of the most elegant and societally profound words spoken in my lifetime. But like Duke's ability to sink the three pointer, Barack has to continue that or else he's done for. We saw this for the first time this past week when he commented that Americans are "bitter" and because of this they cling to religion and guns. I think what I resent the most about his comment isn't even the attack on religion, but it is that I am forced to agree for once with Hillary Clinton. These words are incredibly pretentious and elitist. Now we all expect Bush to say stupid things. Heck, Bush even acknowledges that he says stupid things. And we are ok with that. We didn't elect him for his ability to speak and lead. We elected him because he aligned himself with the values of the majority of Americans. Heck, even McCain can get away with calling his wife a cunt in front of the press because we don't like McCain for temper control, we like him because he is courageous and politically balanced. Not Obama. Obama we like because he inspires us by his words. When he fails to do that, it would be the same as President Bush encouraging Laura to have an abortion, or John McCain surrendering to the French, or Hillary not paying her health insurance premiums (oh wait she didn't). Now I don't think this is what Hillary meant when she said Obama hasn't been vetted, but I think it applies. There is no way for Obama to continue his speaking eloquence before someone in this cell-phone camera, YouTube world captures something worse. Unfortunately, Barack can't fall back on the "ohh I made a mistake" or "I misspoke" because he is Barack Obama and admitting a oral mishap takes away what we love about him. Up until this point I was rooting for Barack. I really was. But that seems to be changing. First I blogged about his hypocrisy in giving charitably, and now this. The three point bricks keep coming, and I am afraid it won't be long before the time is running out, down by two, and Barack throws up one last attempt to win it all, only to hear the thud of the ball bouncing off the back of the rim. 5 comments
I told you he was a closet atheist (or at least agnostic).
"Mr. Faith" my [KJVspeak for donkey]
Comment from: andy [Member]
I told you he was a closet atheist (or at least agnostic).I never doubted it. Notice none of my reasons for voting for him were because I actually think he is a devout, sincere Christian.
Comment from: Erik [Visitor]
even McCain can get away with calling his wife a cunt Lord?...lord? It's me Erik. Lord, I think you should know your servant Andy has been saying ungodly words again. Lord, please punish him according to what thy wrath desires. Thank you in advance.
Comment from: andy [Member]
Lord?...lord? It's me Erik. Lord, I think you should know your servant Andy has been saying ungodly words again. Lord, please punish him according to what thy wrath desires. Thank you in advance.Erik, this is the Lord. Uhh...if you would read the Bible you would realize that I refer to Israel as a whore in Hosea and have you ever wondered what the word "Raca" means in Matthew 5:22. I never understood why the English Bible translators never translate that word. I am pretty sure (and since I am omniscient it has to be true) that "Raca" means you "f*@#ing idiot".
Comment from: Erik [Visitor]
Yes Lord, I am glad you mention that. I have been telling well-intentioned Christians for some time that the Lord is a pottymouth, but they don't seem to think that is possible. Lord God, I want you to know that thy faithful servant has always believed in you and the fact that you are one bad MFer. And I ain't just talkin' bout Mary either. I especially like the way you put it in 1 Kings 16:11 "...he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends."
That's very funny and creative, oh my God, maker of the universe. That drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket is a grasshopper in my sight compared to thy awesome swear-words and righteous brutality. Leave a comment |
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